If You Can't Handle The Heat

Don't Use Broil!

Day #358

April 9th, 2013

365 Random Days of Team Zybko

 

 

Every time, every time, every time with out fail.

Every time I use High Broil I burn what I am preparing.

Baby Daddy warns me in a really sweet non nagging way when he hears the familiar beeping sounds the oven makes on this setting.

He knows I'm going for. I just need to brown it a bit, just a little crispy. I mean no on likes soft buns.

 

Honey, don't forget to watch it.

Yea, no problem, I got this thing.

OK dear.

 

Maybe you have never been tested in an official medical environment but let me tell you. If you have the slightest amount, and I mean even a tiny bit of ADD tendencies running through your blood, High Broil is NOT FOR YOU.

BD tells me.

High Broil is a 100% attention, a stand there and watch detail.

Ugh, who has time to just stand there and watch an oven work?

Not me.

I have more pressing things to do. Like stand on a chair and frantically wave a pot holder in front of the smoke alarm.

Until those familiar beeping sounds stop and my ears stop bleeding. 

 

You need some help honey?

What? I can't hear you.

You need some help honey?

Huh?

You need some help honey?

No thanks, I got this thing

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You like your buns well done right?

Yes dear