Everyone Needs a Stalker Like This

A Text From Aldi Stalker

Day 180 ~ Year 3

Team Zybko

February 23, 2016

I haven't seen him come through aisle #2 in a while. 

My handsome, kind and a little bit flirty Aldi stalker.

All the cashiers have a least one. Trust me.

He was a pleasant surprise nearly every busy shift I worked.

Not sure how he always seemed to know my schedule.

Baby Daddy said he can't blame him.

If I didn't know you I would want to. 

Really?

Yes, most definitely. 

Well Mr. Smooth Guy, how would you go about doing that?

Easy, I would make up stuff I didn't need for dinner just to see your smile.

Really?

Yes, I would make sure my cart looked appetizing and never buy anything weird.

I bet I would be onto your game in no time.

Hmmm. You would know I only bought fresh asparagus to look healthy and impress you? 

Ah. Tricky you are. 

After a while I would need to switch to a cheap canned item. 

Shelf life issues and economically speaking.

I bet you are more of a black olive kinda guy?

How did you know?

This morning I couldn't fit the bread past the 25 cans in the pantry.

Words can't explain how much I missed seeing you shimmy through my line today. I guess you miss me too honey.

I miss you so much I would buy black olives until I was homeless.

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