Friday, January 31, 2014




13 Moments of 2013
I Wish I Could Re-Do 
Day 277
January 31, 2014
Team Zybko


1) The embarrassing moment I forgot to unhook my earphones before stepping off the tread mill in a crowed Y. 

2) The wrinkly moment I meet my new, fresh out of medical school dentist. His baby face looked only a few years older than Diane. My favorite Starbucks travel mug is older than him.

3) The gross moment Baby Daddy and I discovered we had both been using the same tooth brush for weeks. 
Mine is the yellow one.
No, mine is the yellow one, your is the red one. 
Oh well, we do have many children together, what's a little plaque  amongst lovers.

4) The sleepy moment I knocked over and spilled a fresh pound of ground coffee all over the dark kitchen floor. The only coffee I had in the house. 

5) The slow motion moment I hit the green button on my phone that I couldn't take back. Instantly sending a wife to husband kinda text to the wrong contact. Sorry about that Grandpa and thanks for never ever bringing it up.



6) The unsafe moment I forgot to apply the parking break in Baby Daddy's car as I walked away and heard it crash into a tree.

7) The humbling moment in car line I realized I no longer walked on the waters of the parental cool pool.

9) The cougar like moment I complimented the twenty something Starbucks drive thru guy. My innocent, You have beautiful eyes comment definitely should have stayed inside the prison van and my happy, soccer mom thought bubble.

10) The ding dong moment I found out I had been calling someone the wrong name for years. To his face, using direct eye contact, confidently using what I thought was his name in such a personal way. Maybe there was a booger in my nose no one told be about too.

12) The super fun Zumba moment that got crazy way too fast, resulting in broken bones.

13) The Partridge family style singing moment of I'm Gonna Pop Some Tags as we browsed through a busy Charlotte Goodwill.
Just kidding...that was totally awesome, I wouldn't re-do that for anything!  

1 comment:

  1. Again, chick, you are awesome incarnate! Did you really break a bone? I am totes scared to go teach tonight now. Bwahahahahaha no way. Because I'm happpppeeeeeeeee (new song of profound tubularosity)

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