16 Things That Never Get Easier

Even With Time and Experience

Day 246

January 5, 2014

Team Zybko

1) Informing a friend or perfect stranger they have a booger      hanging out of their nose.

2) Sending your college kids back to school.

3) Changing vomit covered sheets at 2 o'clock in the morning, then again at 4 and then one more time at 6.

4) Understanding perceptually grumpy people.

5) Feeling guilty about little things. Neglecting to send a hand written thank you note, return a call or missing a birthday.

6) Keeping a compliment a compliment without a hint of creepy. "Dude, your beard is boss" said to the 20 year old seemed like a good idea at the time.

7) Not dancing in public when your ears tune into an enticing beat.

8) Waking up to an alarm clock.

9) Returning a Red Box movie after only one night.

10) Washing, drying, sorting, folding, putting piles into correct drawers ALL on the same day.

11) Eating only one piece of bacon after they come straight from the oven piping hot.

12) Steering clear of heavy hearted thoughts caused from half an empty nest. 

13) When your pre-teen hits the age when you are no longer cool. 

This may have to do with # 7.

14) Not getting irritated with lazy shoppers who haphazardly leave carts in the parking lot.

15) Keeping my feelings neutral when the offense is beyond my personal control.

16) Throwing away food that has gone bad in my very own fridge.