LOVE ON FIRE

Keeping Your Marriage Spicy

Tip #267

Team Zybko

Day 266 ~ Year 3

January, 2020

Don't let your relationship 

go stale or flat. Add a variety of spice everyday. Work at it, plan for it and grab it by the bottle top before letting this gift slip into a bland, boring season right before your eyes.
  Switch it up, blend it up, whip it up. 

Whip it real good. 

This tip for keeping your marriage HOT is really quite easy and totally legal in public.

Look at your wife like she is a 10 foot bottle of your favorite Tabasco sauce. Plenty of them to pick from, definitely more flavors and combinations than this transplanted Yankee could even dream up. I also wasn't listening very well during our self guided walking tour. The process and history of everything I ever wanted to know about Tabasco was indeed interesting, intriguing and well worth the entrance fee but I just couldn't shake a stalker. I didn't mind really. His name, I came to find out is Boudreaux Broussard. Oh boy, this outta be good. His fake name and more than likely offensive Southeastern Louisiana accent was way more attractive than smelly aged barrels of chili powder. Just sayin'. He was persistent and charming. Our flirting amongst strangers didn't last very long, I have to admit I was instantly smitten. He had me at fried boudin balls y'all.
Dang, he stole my heart again.  
Sha bebe.